Here's some crap I hate:
- big, fuzzy mustaches (is your name Tom Selleck? No, I didn't think so...)
- vodka (the bathtub swill triggers my acute vomiting reflex & smells like rubbing alcohol)
- clowns (eeeewwwww....creepy and mean, but that's another story)
- my closet (the layout is awful - I want to be organized, but it's impossible) This is what I dream of...
- finding the toilet roll empty (it's not that hard, people! the next time it happens, I'm using your bath towel)
- sloppy painters (thanks for not being able to paint for shit - and leaving the mess for me)
- grit in my sheets (forgivable if I'm in Tahiti...but otherwise NO no NO!)
- sharing cherries (they are my favorite - get yer own!)
mustaches: eeeeeewwwwwwwww. When I dated Larry (a lifetime ago) he used to suck his into his mouth. *shudder*
closet: LOVELY! If you moved into Bill's office and took down a wall you MIGHT have enough room for it...
cherries: you can have them, but I get the raspberries!
Posted by: Diana | August 21, 2008 at 04:18 PM
that is so funny i dont how you do that
Posted by: fred | April 22, 2009 at 11:59 AM